Rico – Stalker or Seducer?
Author: Amy Armitage
Today to the delight of the mail man, I received an open declaration of love in the form of a postcard at work from Rico. It was so thoughtful of him to send it in this format, for the WHOLE office to see.
Problem is.. I don’t know a guy named Rico. So I started chatting with the girls at work (as you do) and we began to imagine what he may possibly look like. At first.. I was thinking.. uh oh.. sleazy speedo man:
For those who like blondes.. maybe something like this..
But hopefully NOT cheesy like this:
Maybe he’s dark and handsome:
Hopefully NOT wearing a hat that makes him look like a broadway dancer:
Oh to dream.. to wonder who loves you from afar..
July 28th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
HAHAHHAHAH,
Im dying over here. I guess they havent learned you dont mess with AMY!! Ill tell ya I learned my LESSON.
hahahahha
Good stuff.
July 28th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I still haven’t got you back yet Clay ;)
July 28th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
I am so glad my post card arrived. I was a little worried it would be intercepted. I hate to think of myself as a stalker but more as a fan.
Last night before I went to bed, my mom was telling me that I should also send you some flowers. After I get out of 6th period Algebra class I will ride my bike over and get some for you.
Your ever loving biggest biggest fan,
Rico
July 28th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
I want my flowers Rico.. NOW! *stomps foot
July 28th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Wow.
July 28th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Hey I think I found Rico….. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp7hEh4padQ
July 28th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
OMG that’s HIM!!
July 28th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Nah, that’s his B/f :P
July 28th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
I know Amys type
She loves the bulging Speedo wearing
Big hearted cheesy smiling
Geeky looking genius Men
Cool Hat wearing Pole Dancers.
July 28th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
I LAUGHED so MUCH when I read that. Thank you Amy. You brighten my day when I call Lunarpages and hear your beautiful voice and accent, and when I read your forum posts and blog entries.
July 28th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
That’s a lovely thing to say thank you ;)
July 28th, 2006 at 6:50 pm
Watch out Amy! Sounds like Rico loooooves you ;) Can’t say I blame him.
July 28th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Us American men love that accent.
July 28th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Amy, looks like you have a lover on your hands.
I would have to agree with DavePaxel and take it a step further to say, EVERYONE loves that Aussie accent! :D
July 28th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Amy I’m guessing someone played a trick on you and this is your very public BURN on them. Very clever and classy ;) The lesson? Don’t mess with this woman!
July 28th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
Who me? I’d never do anything like that.. hehe
July 29th, 2006 at 2:03 am
/me hides behind a bush and waits for Rico to come back…
July 31st, 2006 at 9:04 am
I’ll take the blond sleazy speedo man if you don’t want him.
July 31st, 2006 at 6:37 pm
He’s all yours..
August 2nd, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Can i have him??? He’s HOTT!
August 2nd, 2006 at 11:04 pm
Surfer dude is mine. Thanks for the gag Amy. Gave me more ideas. Muwahaha!
November 4th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
What was on the other side of the postcard?