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Rico – Stalker or Seducer?

Author: Amy Armitage

Today to the delight of the mail man, I received an open declaration of love in the form of a postcard at work from Rico. It was so thoughtful of him to send it in this format, for the WHOLE office to see.

postcard

Problem is.. I don’t know a guy named Rico. So I started chatting with the girls at work (as you do) and we began to imagine what he may possibly look like. At first.. I was thinking.. uh oh.. sleazy speedo man:

Speedo Sleaze

For those who like blondes.. maybe something like this..

Blonde Speedo Man

But hopefully NOT cheesy like this:

J from CoffeeCup

Maybe he’s dark and handsome:

Dark and Handsome

Hopefully NOT wearing a hat that makes him look like a broadway dancer:

Nick from CoffeeCup

Oh to dream.. to wonder who loves you from afar..

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22 Responses to “Rico – Stalker or Seducer?”

  1. Lunartics to funny Says:

    HAHAHHAHAH,

    Im dying over here. I guess they havent learned you dont mess with AMY!! Ill tell ya I learned my LESSON.

    hahahahha

    Good stuff.

  2. Lunartics Amy Says:

    I still haven’t got you back yet Clay ;)

  3. Lunartics Rico Says:

    I am so glad my post card arrived. I was a little worried it would be intercepted. I hate to think of myself as a stalker but more as a fan.

    Last night before I went to bed, my mom was telling me that I should also send you some flowers. After I get out of 6th period Algebra class I will ride my bike over and get some for you.

    Your ever loving biggest biggest fan,

    Rico

  4. Lunartics Amy Says:

    I want my flowers Rico.. NOW! *stomps foot

  5. Lunartics kmac Says:

    Wow.

  6. Lunartics ReTodd Says:

    Hey I think I found Rico….. :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp7hEh4padQ

  7. Lunartics Amy Says:

    OMG that’s HIM!!

  8. Lunartics Steph Says:

    Nah, that’s his B/f :P

  9. Lunartics Insider Says:

    I know Amys type

    She loves the bulging Speedo wearing
    Big hearted cheesy smiling
    Geeky looking genius Men
    Cool Hat wearing Pole Dancers.

  10. Lunartics LPCustomer Says:

    I LAUGHED so MUCH when I read that. Thank you Amy. You brighten my day when I call Lunarpages and hear your beautiful voice and accent, and when I read your forum posts and blog entries.

  11. Lunartics Amy Says:

    That’s a lovely thing to say thank you ;)

  12. Lunartics RapStar Says:

    Watch out Amy! Sounds like Rico loooooves you ;) Can’t say I blame him.

  13. Lunartics DavePaxel Says:

    Us American men love that accent.

  14. Lunartics Lupine1647 Says:

    Amy, looks like you have a lover on your hands.

    I would have to agree with DavePaxel and take it a step further to say, EVERYONE loves that Aussie accent! :D

  15. Lunartics ReVerB Says:

    Amy I’m guessing someone played a trick on you and this is your very public BURN on them. Very clever and classy ;) The lesson? Don’t mess with this woman!

  16. Lunartics Amy Says:

    Who me? I’d never do anything like that.. hehe

  17. Lunartics JamesG Says:

    /me hides behind a bush and waits for Rico to come back…

  18. Lunartics hcblue Says:

    I’ll take the blond sleazy speedo man if you don’t want him.

  19. Lunartics Amy Says:

    He’s all yours..

  20. Lunartics Tawni Says:

    Can i have him??? He’s HOTT!

  21. Lunartics Katrina Says:

    Surfer dude is mine. Thanks for the gag Amy. Gave me more ideas. Muwahaha!

  22. Lunartics Jason Says:

    What was on the other side of the postcard?

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