Author: Joe Whyte

Affiliate summit was one of my best trips to Vegas, HANDS DOWN. Our team was able to meet up with some really cool and interesting people and drill some affiliates for tips and secrets. Something we are proud of over at lunarpages.com is our willingness to think outside the box and bring new and interesting services, products and link bait ;-) to our clients, family, friends and visitors!

I would like to tag a few people who we liked and who we met.

Andrew Wee: an incredible guy, very nice and sharp as a whip. Sha shaaazzaa!!

Andrea Schoemaker: The best Q&A moderator Affiliate Summit has ever seen. She has a awsome blog and a really cool cooking website to help people make good food easy!

Jeremy Schoemaker: does affiliate marketing and is trying a hand at predicting things in the search industry. Really great information in our Q&A session.

Jon from WickedFire: The richest 12 year old you will ever meet ;-). This guy takes shite from no one and has loads of gutzo. Nice job on your copeac and wicked fire shirt calling all other webmaster forums out.

Payperpost: I meet you in the elevator and we had about 13 floors to discuss some things and I think that was not enough time. Nice service so can we get like 100% off?
Becca from Trellian: I am sorry we did not have much time to talk but you are the coolest person from tellian hands DOWN!! I will be contacting you soon.

Brandy from webmaster Radio: Sorry we missed out on all of those free shirts. We are low on clothing and it really would have helped out ;-). You guys had a pretty cool booth an you are so funny brandy. You rock!

Ok I am getting arthritis in my fingers from doing this so I am going to just post some photos of us at affiliate summit. These are NOT photo shopped at all ;)

Get away from my ice cream MIKE!!!

We also had a great time just hanging out with our own team. So much so we decided to post some of our off the wall – totally out of context one liner’s here today for you!

The challenge.. Guess who said each line!!

“If you really want to turn me on, you should wear a nun costume.”

“It’s one thing to poop your pants because you can’t control it. It’s another to just do it for no fun.”

“It’s not rape if you like it.”

“Is it me or is everyone here who is making buckets of money 12 years old?”

“Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.”

“It’s very expensive to be me. It’s terrible the things I have to do to be me.”

“Miss Amy .. You a high rolla.”

“It’s been seven years since I’ve had sex”

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

“When the wine goes in, strange things come out.”

“Bally’s gambling SUCKS! I’ve never really felt like a LOSER before.”