Joe - “If you really want to turn me on, you should wear a nun costume.”

Tiara – “It’s one thing to poop your pants because you can’t control it. It’s another to just do it for no fun.”

Chad – “It’s not rape if you like it.”

amy – “Is it me or is everyone here who is making buckets of money 12 years old?”

Gotta be Joe – “Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.”

amy – “It’s very expensive to be me. It’s terrible the things I have to do to be me.”

An Asian Person maybe? “Miss Amy .. You a high rolla.”

Mike – “It’s been seven years since I’ve had sex”

Joe – “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

Tiara - “When the wine goes in, strange things come out.”

amy - “Bally’s gambling SUCKS! I’ve never really felt like a LOSER before.”

Andrew, you’re right.  Her bod is much better than that ;)

Amy’s body looks much better than that.

I guess that’s goodbye to a raise this year for you, my son.

I don’t remember dressing up like a showgirl…but you know, Mike *was* looking at me funny that day…. Maybe he was picturing me in a nun outfit.

Haha OOOPS. ;)