Valentine’s Day – An E-Card Guide
Author: Amy Armitage
So it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow and love is all around us.. lol
I was at my fave E-Card store today Hallmark.com and I decided to post the best cards I was able to find, depending on the message you wish to send:
The Anti Valentine:
For the “Grinch” of Valentine’s Day – When you hate love and romance
You can say it
Kind reminds me of The Fonz when he would try to say sssssssorry..
An interview with Cupid
The real facts behind the man..
The next step in a relationship
When it’s time to hit a home run..
The Cheesy Love Card
Love Love Lovey youuuuuuuuuu.. oooh ooh
The Rules of Love
Learn how it really works
The Obligatory Long Term Relationship “OMG the passion is gone!” Card
When you’re in a hum drum marriage/relationship and you’ve really got nothing more to say..
Marriage Proposal
Gawd.. I could think of nothing worse than being proposed to via an e-card
Demented Love
Uh huh..
The Acid Trip
Say it stoned!
A Friend in LOVE
When you have feelings for your buddy
Sarcastic Valentine
lol @ the Pizza comment
Missing You
When you MISS someone all the time :(
Stalker Love
We’ve all had a stalker in our time? Right?
Cyber Kisses
When your lips can’t say it in person
Long Distance Love
Appropriate for long distance and unrequited love
I Messed Up
Sorry valentine
Suck up because he/she won’t accept your calls
If you have more Valentine’s suggestions, please share them with us!


February 13th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Valentines is a made up holiday perpetrated by the Greedy Greetings Card Industry.
From the Urban Dictionary:
(take with a large dose of sarcasm)
February 13th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
LOL the “I Love You” one made me laugh. Thanks Amy and Happy Valentines day!
February 14th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
I love this list but I am afraid of e-cards.