Valentine’s Day – An E-Card Guide

Author: Amy Armitage

So it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow and love is all around us.. lol

I was at my fave E-Card store today Hallmark.com and I decided to post the best cards I was able to find, depending on the message you wish to send:

The Anti Valentine:

For the “Grinch” of Valentine’s Day – When you hate love and romance

You can say it

Kind reminds me of The Fonz when he would try to say sssssssorry..

An interview with Cupid

The real facts behind the man..

The next step in a relationship

When it’s time to hit a home run..

The Cheesy Love Card

Love Love Lovey youuuuuuuuuu.. oooh ooh

The Rules of Love

Learn how it really works

The Obligatory Long Term Relationship “OMG the passion is gone!” Card

When you’re in a hum drum marriage/relationship and you’ve really got nothing more to say..

Marriage Proposal

Gawd.. I could think of nothing worse than being proposed to via an e-card

Demented Love

Uh huh..

The Acid Trip

Say it stoned!

A Friend in LOVE

When you have feelings for your buddy 

Sarcastic Valentine

lol @ the Pizza comment

Missing You

When you MISS someone all the time :(

Stalker Love

We’ve all had a stalker in our time? Right?

Cyber Kisses

When your lips can’t say it in person

Long Distance Love

Appropriate for long distance and unrequited love

I Messed Up

Let him pass out ;)

Sorry valentine

Suck up because he/she won’t accept your calls

If you have more Valentine’s suggestions, please share them with us!

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3 Responses to “Valentine’s Day – An E-Card Guide”

  1. Lunartics ReTodd Says:

    Valentines is a made up holiday perpetrated by the Greedy Greetings Card Industry.

    From the Urban Dictionary:

    Valentine’s day

    1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
    2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewelers to get people to spend money on junk.

    Valentine’s day? I’ve had days at the dentist’s that go more enjoyable than that day.

    (take with a large dose of sarcasm)

  2. Lunartics Dave Paxel Says:

    LOL the “I Love You” one made me laugh. Thanks Amy and Happy Valentines day!

  3. Lunartics Joe Whyte Says:

    I love this list but I am afraid of e-cards.