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affiliates love fairies!!

by Tiara Rea
When I was a kid, Lisa Frank stickers were like, totally all the rage dude. Even though I was a pretty little girl with pink bows in my hair and little frilly white socks, I’d have punched any other kid’s face off if they tried to come after my adorable, big-eyed animal stickers! They are about as much a part of my childhood as pop rocks and bad Chuck E Cheese pizza, and those stickers were as valuable as my Wii is today. I hoarded mine in a clear jar I got from our basement and I think, funny enough, they’re still there. If I’d have wanted to give them out, I think my friends would have done anything I told them to.

Which brings me to the point of this blog – stickers are invaluable. This is what the following dream proves, which my friend and the newest sales rep at Lunarpages Web Hosting, Adriann, just told Amy and I this morning.

The dream involved Amy taking Adriann to some huge affiliate event, where she attempted to convince customers to become affiliates by offering them pretty, sparkly, fairy stickers!! When the affiliates stopped responding to these stickers, dream!Amy demanded that Adriann draw her own fairy stickers so they’d be edgier for our affiliates’ enjoyment.

Amy and I are currently re-thinking our Business Development model to include fairy stickers, as Adriann convinced us they worked out well in the dream.

Adriann is clearly now part of the Lunartic group, I think. ;)

3 Responses to “affiliates love fairies!!”

  1. Lunartics Amy Says:

    Ok Dream Amy just lost all credibility .. lol

    I can just see myself recruiting big business affiliates..

    Dream Amy: “No we can’t pay you top dollar per sale, but I do have these fabulous stickers!”

    Big Affiliate: “WOW Amy! Fairy stickers? For me? That’s it I’m sold!”

    I wish it were that easy ;)

  2. Lunartics Big Affiliate Says:

    We don’t need fairy stickers! Amy’s accent is more than enough :D

  3. Lunartics ReTodd Says:

    huh? what? …who dat?